Max Parabola
Born into the scientifically advanced world X42, Max invented the technology used by the Dezz reporters to travel interdimensional. His wit and nose for news make him one of the finest journalists at the Dezz.
World News
Knit to Kill: Ukraine’s ‘Babushka Battalion’ Takes on Russia!
These seasoned grandmothers, with their years of experience and indomitable spirit, are revolutionizing the battlefield. They employ lightning-fast hands and deadly needle-making techniques to baffle and incapacitate the enemy, all the while knitting cozy socks for the troops. It's a unique blend of tenderness and combat.
National News
Mormon Leader: Federal Benefits Are a Form of Tyranny
“The people are not winning when the optional Ponzi schemes of greedy capitalists are replaced with the by-force Ponzi scheme of the federal government,” Snedeker continued.
Politics
Romney Shocks: Denounces Mormon Founder!
Romney asserts he is now a "never-Smither.” My reputation within my circle of friends means everything to me. I prefer my prophets not be credibly accused of treason,” said Romney.
Celebrity
Meet Elon 420: The Man Who Outsold VW!
After a soul-searching trip to South Africa, it hit me: our destiny wasn't in producing another sedan or SUV. Our future was in making a compact truck.
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