Ukraine’s last line of defense is a group of knitting needle assassins, humorously dubbed the “Babushka Battalion.” This unexpected twist showcases the Ukrainian people’s determination to resist the Russian invasion. Military experts are left scratching their heads at this unconventional approach to warfare.
These seasoned grandmothers, with their years of experience and indomitable spirit, are revolutionizing the battlefield. They employ lightning-fast hands and deadly needle-making techniques to baffle and incapacitate the enemy, all the while knitting cozy socks for the troops. It’s a unique blend of tenderness and combat.
With the war dragging on and claiming more lives, the Ukrainian Military had depleted its entire supply of young men. Combined with partisan USA infighting, Ukraine’s military was forced to seek lethal options other than bullets.
General Oleksandr Tarnavskyi boasted about the disarray this strategy has caused amongst enemy ranks, highlighting the brutal efficiency and lack of mercy shown by Ukrainian grandmothers fighting for their country.
The initiative promises to dramatically reduce the daily cost of war and has the side benefit of reducing the costs of the elderly.
Reducing the costs of caring for the elderly caught the eye of American politicians. Senator Mitt Romney suggested that we could support Ukraine, draft our senior US citizens to aid in the fight, AND reduce Medicare expenditures simultaneously. “Of course, we would provide draft exceptions for politicians and the wealthy,” said Romney.
